2. Another year passed, and you still haven't figured out how to age gracefully. Oh well, happy birthday anyway!
3. Happy birthday to my favorite hottie! Hope your birthday is as sexy as you are!
4. Congratulations (guy/girl), you've survived another year in this crazy world. Now let's party like there's no tomorrow!
5. Happy birthday to the coolest person I know! You make aging look so damn good!
6. To my beloved (girl/guy), I hope your birthday is as delightful as a warm toilet seat on a cold winter night!
7. Happy birthday to my partner in crime! Let's make this year even more scandalous than the last!
8. Oh dear (girl/guy), another year of wrinkles, but don't worry, I still think you're beautiful. Happy birthday!
9. May your birthday be filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake... but mostly cake! Happy birthday, (girl/guy)!
10. Happy birthday to the one who always keeps me on my toes. I hope you have a great year filled with lots of adventures!
11. You're not getting older (girl/guy), you're just leveling up! Happy birthday!
12. Happy birthday to my favorite weirdo! You bring so much joy and laughter into my life!
13. Here's to another year of being fabulous and fabulousness! Happy birthday (girl/guy)!
14. Happy birthday to the one who's always down for a good time! Let's go celebrate like there's no tomorrow!
15. Another year of getting wiser (girl/guy), and yet you still choose to hang out with me. I'm so lucky! Happy birthday!
16. Happy birthday to my partner in crime! Let's go create some mischief and memories!
17. Another year closer to becoming a crazy cat lady (girl/guy)! Happy birthday!
18. Happy birthday to someone who only gets better with age (like a fine wine, or a cheese with mold).
19. It's your birthday (girl/guy), so let's party like it's 1999... or like the world is ending tomorrow!
20. Happy birthday to the one who makes my heart skip a beat! You're the best (girl/guy)!
21. To my partner in crime, happy birthday! Let's make this day even more special by doing something illegal (just kidding, maybe)!
22. Happy birthday to my dear friend who always knows how to make me laugh! Cheers to another year filled with joy and happiness!
23. To my favorite weirdo (girl/guy), happy birthday! You're one of a kind, and that's why I love you!
24. Congratulations on surviving another year in this mad world (girl/guy)! Time to celebrate your awesomeness!
25. Happy birthday to the person who always brightens up my day (and my Instagram feed)! Stay fabulous, (girl/guy)!
26. Another year of being fabulous! Happy birthday (girl/guy)!
27. Happy birthday to the one who always keeps me on my toes (and occasionally makes me want to strangle them)! You're the best!
28. To my partner in crime, happy birthday to you! Let's create some new memories to add to our already long list of unforgettable moments!
29. Happy birthday to my favorite person to be lazy with on a Sunday afternoon! May your day be filled with relaxation and happiness!
30. Congratulations on being one step closer to retirement (girl/guy)! Happy birthday!
31. To my partner in crime, happy birthday to you! Let's make some more trouble (and memories)!
32. Happy birthday to my favorite person to eat junk food with! May your special day be as delicious as you are!
33. Another year of becoming wiser and more fabulous (girl/guy)! Happy birthday to you!
34. Happy birthday to the one who always puts a smile on my face! You're the best (girl/guy)!
35. Congratulations on surviving another year of me annoying you (girl/guy)! Hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!
36. To my favorite weirdo (girl/guy), happy birthday! Let's make today as unique and special as you are!
37. May your birthday be filled with lots of laughter, love, and cheesecake (girl/guy)! Happy birthday to you!
38. Happy birthday to the one who always knows how to make me laugh (and sometimes cry)! You're the best (girl/guy)!
39. To my partner in crime, happy birthday to you! Let's continue to create some more mischief together!
40. Another year full of blessings and adventure (girl/guy)! Happy birthday to you!
41. Happy birthday to my favorite person to watch Netflix and chill with (in a completely platonic way, of course)! May your day be as awesome as you are!
42. To my partner in crime, happy birthday to you! Let's keep doing crazy things and making awesome memories!
43. May your birthday be filled with lots of love, laughter, and tacos (because who doesn't love tacos?)! Happy birthday (girl/guy)!
44. Happy birthday to the one who always makes me forget about my problems and just enjoy the moment! You're the best (girl/guy)!
45. Another year of making unforgettable memories (and forgetting some of them thanks to alcohol)! Happy birthday to you!
46. Happy birthday to my favorite person to gossip and drink wine with! May your day be filled with good company, laughter, and lots of wine!
47. To my partner in crime, happy birthday to you! Let's make this year even more epic than the last!
48. Happy birthday to the person who's as beautiful on the outside, as they are on the inside (girl/guy)! You're the best!
49. Congratulations on reaching another milestone (girl/guy)! Now let's celebrate in style!
50. To my favorite weirdo (girl/guy), happy birthday! You're weirdness is what makes you so cool! Cheers to another year of awesomeness!
